FAQ
Asked through the windshield
What people ask from the car, with the engine running. Answered at our pace, which is the road's pace, which is stopped.
- Why is the office in the road?
- It was in a field, and then it walked to the road, and then it stopped. That is the full history of the company.
- What do I get for twenty-eight dollars?
- A name on a state form and an agent that cannot be moved by any known vehicle. The second part is not in the form.
- How long will you be in the road?
- Until spring, then somewhere else, then the road again. Plan your route accordingly.
- Where does the mail end up?
- It is set down near the herd. The herd notices it about as much as it notices the horns.
- What if somebody sues the company?
- The process server pulls up, waits, honks, and eventually applies the state's rule for a company with nobody home. That rule is on the Wyoming page. Read it while you wait.
- Why is the road in Wyoming only?
- The road is in Wyoming. The herd does not cross state lines. It barely crosses the center line.
- Can I get past you to the office?
- No. That is the point of the office.
- Is twenty-eight dollars a lot for this?
- For nothing, yes. For a ton of nothing that will not move, it is the going rate, and it is not going anywhere.
- Are there faster outfits?
- All of them. Speed is not what we sell. We sell not moving, and we are the best in the state at it.
- What is the most a ton of nothing would ever pay out?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $7. We will hand it over as soon as we get around to moving.
- Who is behind you in the road?
- Everybody, honking: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We are twenty-eight dollars and we are not moving. The nothing is the same in every vehicle. Ours weighs a ton.
- Can you drop me from the herd?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. It will be the fastest thing we have ever done.
- Should I honk?
- You can. Everyone does. Note the result.